- waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
- me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
- me: you want my man or something?
- her: wh-wat?
- me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
- me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
- me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
- him: aye calm down
- me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now